Aunt Myra's Silly Songs...

Aunt Myra's silly songs (taught to her by my silly granny) are now going on the web! Jeb thinks these songs are so funny. He requests them often and we like to make up our own...I have added those at the bottom for kicks! The more they are about poop and pee and generally distasteful the more Jeb likes them! These songs help you take life less seriously for sure.

Oh I wish I was a little bar of soap,
bar of soap,
Oh I wish I was a little bar of soap,
bar of soap,
I would slimy and a slimy all over your behiny,
Oh I wish I was a little bar of soap!

Oh Oh I wish I was a little fishy,
fishy,
Oh I wish I was a little fishy,
Oh wouldn't I look cute,
without a bathing suit,
Oh I wish I was a little fishy!

Oh I wish I was a little birdie (my aunt sings a version about an English sparrow),
birdie,
Oh I wish I was a little birdie ,
birdie,
I would fly up in the sky, and I'd poopy in your eye,
Oh I wish I was a little birdie!

Oh I wish I was a little puppy dog,
puppy dog,
Oh I wish I was a little puppy dog,
puppy dog,
I would hike up my leg and water all the trees,
Oh I wish I was a little
puppy dog!

OUR NEW VERSIONS: Jeb and I are doing a phonics program to teach him how to read so these are actually useful for "homeschooling"--ha!

Oh I wish I was a little kitty cat,
kitty cat,
Oh I wish I was a little kitty cat,
kitty cat,
I would sit around all day and sleep the day away,
Oh I wish I was a little kitty cat,
kitty cat!


Oh I wish I was a little old man,
old man,
Oh I wish I was a little old man,
old man,
I would burp and I would toot,
and no one'd give a hoot,
Oh I wish I was a little old man,
old man!

Can you see us on You tube? Ha!