Love me tender...

Love me Tender…

Last night, Jeb was being a little snit while brushing his teeth…well, we had it out and he went to bed. I went downstairs so frustrated that our great day together had just ended so terribly.

I went downstairs and came back upstairs to find him putting my water bottle on my dresser (I always have one with me)…he said, “Mama, you left your water in my room and I knew you’d want it.” I said thanks so much you are so kind and he said, “Mama, I am so sorry that I was mean to you,” and gave me a hug. I cried. It was just so sweet. It is good to have such a tender child.

Not so tender…but very funny quotable quotes…

This week I told Jeb that I had to go in to go to the bathroom and he comes up with this…

“Mama, it is hard for girls to go pee pee outside since they don’t have a wenis. It is hard for boys to go pee pee inside since they HAVE a wenis….”

To which I replied, “Yes, I have noticed that pee peeing inside MUST be hard for people with wenis’ since there is pee on the walls, floor, mats, benches, and ALL over the toilets!”


Then, when we had dinner with friends last night I told them that he was going to “BETHEL” to church next year. To which he quickly snaps, “What did you say?” Since I was talking to Sonya I just finished…and he said louder, “What did you say was the name of my new school?” and then added, “Are you sending me to Satan’s home?” We had a good laugh…BETH-HELL? GET IT? He was worried!